Title: Sleek
Author: Jo
Pairing: Christian Kane/David Boreanaz
Rating: R
Summary: Christian is smug.
Disclaimer: Never happened, though I'd watch if it did.
Notes: Brenda wanted happy Chris/Dave for Dave's birthday. This is what she got.


Slumped on the bed, David tried to move, couldn't. Alright, got it. Muscle coordination not so much right now. Face buried in a pillow, he wondered where his brain was and just when it had decided to leave his body.

Probably right around the same time that Chris had tried (and pretty much succeeded) to fuck him through the mattress.

"Um..." David swallowed, managed to roll his head to the side. Hey, lookit that. Muscle control. He tried again to speak. "Hmm..."

Chris just stretched, all lean lines and muscles, and smirked, looking entirely too pleased with himself. "Happy birthday."


~fin~