Title: Romance - Vegas Style
Series: The Bet
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Ben Roethlisberger/Matt Hasselbeck
Rating: PG13
Summary: Ben plans a getaway.
Disclaimer: Never happened, isn't happening now.
Notes: For my Going-To-Hell-Partner-In-Crime-Jo, because, really, nothing says 'Happy Valentine's Day' like a cheezy-Vegas Honeymoon Suite. *grins*


"Man, I gotta tell ya...if this is your idea of romance, it's no wonder you don't have a girlfriend."

"Hey, now, this here is the best suite The Prancing Pony has to offer. Lookit the size of the bed."

"With red satin sheets."

"Fully stocked mini-bar."

"Full of cheap champagne."

"Great view."

"Of the strip joint across the street."

"Jacuzzi big enough for me to fuck you nice and slow."

"Nice, but not exactly romantic."

"You want romance or you want my cock buried in your ass until we're too exhausted to move?"

"Well, when you put it like that...fuck romance."


~fin~